What is life ???

It has been a few days since i last noted something into my blog... and i decided to share with people my point of view about life...

I always believe and till now i still do that i dont need insurance.. why so ? God send me to this world... as a little life with hardly enough air to breathe... I was clothed with Skin thats all..thats my suit.. tats my skin..thats me..and thats the first ever suit that i will wear..

I come empty handed ... i leave empty handed.. Imagine... just imagine... insurance, will , wealth , fortune.. when you are gone.. ur family will not be upset over your death but over how much they got from you ...i seen it so many times... ( when my grand dad pass away , when my grandma pass away) Worst thing is when YOU ARE STILL ALIVE ... and your children are already fighting over your will... Have you ever wonder... what if you are just a poor old man or old lady ... what will happen to you ... Chances of you staying out picking leftover food and begging for money is very high ...


Since young i always believe that i am fortune to have God's blessing... why so .. if you readed the last blog , you will know that i almost died when i was born...when i was about 20, i was working as a packer for Sony electronic at Tuas... i remembered very clearly that it was after work and i was so tired that when i was crossing the road at about 550pm ...i fall flat on the road and couldnt even move... it was peak hour and can you believe that THERE WASNT ANY VEHICLES AT ALL.. one guy grabbed me and help me across the road...I think without God and his guidance angels .. i wont be here..

After saying all these.. so whats life about...

Simple theory... when you are born.. you will be waiting to face death.. thats how i feel ....Life is short my frds... live life to the fullest ... All good things comes to an end too.. treasure it while it last .. if you want to learn or try on something.. try it... because you never know when you will be taken away from this planet...

Just my tots...


Emmanuel

my life

Haha, i had received comments that i should write more about myself so .. here we go ... I was born in 1978 ....4th of July( ID day of my adopted country, in case you dont know.. its USA independent day) Lunch time i think... I remember my mum telling me that i was so greedy that i refused to pop out from her tummy till it was lunch time.. haha .. I remember that my mum told me i almost died in her tummy because of lack of air.. when i was born, i was totally black.. and was put in an high dependency ward cos i need oxygen.. Thk God i made it here today i guess.... hehe I was from the city area.. unlike all my siblings( two elder sis) stayed in outram park for 7 yrs of my life before i shifted to the west.. Studied in Pearl hill sch( the sch was 8 storeys high and i was amazed that it has two lifts and lifts operator) I remembered very clearly when i was transfered from Pearl hill to Bukit View.. i was like.. " Hey .. whats going on.. why must i shifting again, gosh.. feels like a bloody ball being kick abt..."
Unlike kids in the sch i am facing with nowadays ... i remember damn clearly that we have no right to say no in any circumstances.. i remember my parents will encourage my teachers to cane me and even buy them canes... nowadays... being a coach myself... i witness teachers facing problem disciplining the kids cause it seems like the world is being run by kids nowadays.. any thing happen, you will get fired, sued, suspended..
Anyway back to my childhood days.. i remember i was just like any other kids... in fact i always thought i am special.. I remember once i fell from the monkey bar and hit my head against a brick which happened to be there.. well, guess what... the brick was smashed to pieces and i didnt even get hurt.. God has been good to me ... God.. yes .. God... if you read on .. you will find that the way i chooses to be a christian than other religions....haha..
I remember very clearly that one day my mum asked me to pick one religion.. and i told her i wanted both buddhist and chirstianity... because i get to have lots of food... and then she told me... cant because they will fight against each other..When she told me that, i started imagining Jesus fighting against Godness of Mercy.. LOL.... i ended chosing christianity cause got more sweets.. ahaha... told you guys i am always greedy...
those were my native time.... anyway i will tell you guys more about my life in chapter two ....
stay tuned to know about the fight and so on ... whaha
emman the man
God bless ya ...

dirty minded principal

This is a funny joke about johnny, his teacher and the principal.. check it out...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is ! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed.

Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Johnny: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Johnny: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her,"I think Johnny can go to the third-grade." Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agree.

Ms Brooks asks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Johnny:, after a moment, "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Johnny: Coconut.

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, but Johnny was taking charge.

Johnny: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Johnny: Shake hands.

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Johnny: Tent. Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Johnny: Wedding Ring.

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Johnny: Nose.

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Johnny: Arrow.

Ms Brooks: What word starts with 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

Johnny: Fire truck.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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Wigan Athletic Fc ... Kudos to you

I have just finished watching a match between Wigan Athletic Fc and Chelsea... Man ... i must say the team from Wigan really earn my respect... I mean, who would have thought Wigan , a newly promoted side would had held Chelsea until injury time before Crespo scored the winner ( 90+3 mins) I mean .. Wigan Fc, last year , at this time, they were fighting their way up , battling with 21 other teams to clinch a place in EPL ...When they were promoted... People were laughing.. haha , Wigan is going down ... I was one of those fools that laugh at them ... MAN !!! Was i wrong or what..

This is a real team being built by mostly formed by unknown players and they are really keen to prove a point..and in fact they did it...i mean Chelsea , a 100- 200 million dollars team was really struggling against a team who is valued at 3 million in all... Put it this way ... team Wigan = half of a Chelsea reserve player ? But they have proved that who needs a multimillion team... Those lads played their heart out...

De Zeeuw, A reject from Portsmouth, Camara from southhampton and Henchoz ( reject from liverpool) They were all out to prove their worth for this club who believe in them and they did more than that .. i believe after today , Wigan will be a team that people will talk about... So what if they had lost.. but they fought till the end and almost won...Even Jose ( chelsea coach) Claim that Wigan should not have lost...

Well ..Wigan... I totally am proud of you guys and i believe if you continue to prove your worth, we will see you again next year in EPL...


In conclusion.... i only have one thing to add...


FOOTBALL IS A CRUEL GAME....( Wigan defended till the very end and just before the ref blowed the whistle... Crespo scored... OUCH )


Wigan ... YOU HAVE LOST.. But you earn respect and you can lift your head up high....


KUDOS WIGAN

God bless

Emmanuel

Things that i observe...

Well... I believe anyone in Singapore will ever bump into people who happened to be standing behind you in a foodcourt, Mrt, Stairs, escalator... Well i honestly have bump into incidents like this.. and i am quite fed up over it...

Put it this way, in any other country, i believe the people there will say 'excuse me', 'pardon me ' or 'coming thru' ... then you will of cos obliged to give way to that person. Well in Singapore...out of the 10 times or more in my entire 27 yrs so far... never have i witness people saying "excuse me " when they want to walk past you in anywhere... that is if you are blocking their way ...

They will stand behind you ...( if they are in a foodcourt with food) They will just stand behind you and expect you to shift one side for them.. WHAT THE HELL ?? I mean ... HEY MAN... i am not a sliding door and i have no freaking sensor on my ass or neck to activate me to move aside for you automatically... You know whats the worst thing... when they walk past you , they will freaking stare at you or give you a glance that says:" Damn ...ITS YOUR FAULT!!!"







see this pic.. haha stands for them i guess.. whaha

( people who are rude)

What is so difficult about saying excuse me...? The problem with people nowadays is that they always thinks that everyone owes them a living which i totally disagreed... i believe all it takes is someone to ask nicely and the person who is blocking you will gladly shift away for you ..Aint i right ?? This people should jolly well wake up their freaking ideas or someone should just knock some sense into them.. Hahah.. i still remember there was once where a guy who holding a tray filled with food.. Some hot plate meat thingy... i understand that its hot.. but i didnt know that he was behind me all along... so he eventually got past me .. stared at me ... and i shouted.. " OEI DONT KNOW HOW TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY EXCUSE ME AH !!! "

people should voice their thoughts and speak up !!

This was just my point of view.. because honestly i dont see it happening elsewhere...

Gosh .. wish i am somewhere else in the states.... the land of the free...


Anyway. this was just another view of the Great One ... hehe..


emman the Man


stay tuned.....


God bless....

Emmanuel

this is a freaking funny letter... enjoy it.. :)

A letter from a Kaur to a Singh:

My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Love, Mom. P.S I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

rob

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my take on full circle ...

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THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!
GREATEST CHAMP!
YOU WANT THIS BELT??? COME GET IT!!!!!
AKA THE ROCK ( THE PPL CHAMP)

Its me again... the TV Critic... wahahah , well i was watching Full circle last night and cant help laughing at it...Why so ?? let me tell you why ...

Well the whole show was about the true story about two twin sisters being separated since birth and one was adopted by a chinese family while the other was by a malay couple..
The show progress on and the twin who was brought up in a malay family found out about her sister and she insisted on finding her... Well GOOD FOR HER>>>> But you guys knows wat was the dumbest thing she did....Actually her daughter did it .. not her...

Her daughter put up an ad in the Bertia Harian( malay newpaper) to look for her chinese auntie..
EXCUSE ME.. BUT THE AUNTIE IS A CHINESE... so she will not buy malay paper lor...wahahahhaa. The best part was her daughter actually made a statement saying ( i quote;" I put up an ad in Bertia harian for a few months but was in vain and i decided to switch to put up an ad in the Chinese paper instead..." )

HOW DUMB CAN SHE BE... wahaha

anyway , it wasnt a show worth watching....

thats my view

shalom....
God bless

emmanuel

BUSH , A SPECIAL DOG OF MINE

Yesterday, together with Diona's parents , i brought Bush ( my dog as you can see... from the left) to East Coast for a run...
While he was there.. he met up with Prince( Diona's Sis Puppy) I guess dogs do have feeling and sometime feel jealous too because what happen next is totally unbelievable... whahaha..



After a run, Bush wanted to drink some water.. and as we were giving him our attention and letting him have a go at the ice cold water, Prince tag along and drank from Bush's Bottle container too.. I guess Bush was upset.. he walked off quietly and just as when everyone attention was on Prince... Bush made a Dash to his container and purposely Pee into it... wahahah.. this way , Both Prince and Bush wont get to drink the water...









No doubt he might be a dog, Bush is my Very Own street smart dog ... and i am proud of him !! well done Boy !!! hahah !!!!

me... aka .. brian may ??? whahaha a. just me before a skit performance 

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my post NDP comments

Well, here we are... August 9th 2005... what do we have... hmmm.....the usual...NDP....Well .. this year is different...SO THEY SAID ..." we have the event being held concurrently at 5 different venues.. Padang, Marina, Jurong, Yishun and Tampines.".. WOW !!! isnt it exciting??? HONESTLY , in my heart , i think it was a flop...Why so ? well, firstly, the whole telecast thingy was lagging... i mean when the singers were singing, haha their voice appeared on my tv speakers before i can see their mouth opening... that was sucky... Secondly, the wave... well kudos to Gurmit and Adrian pang for trying to get those "hardcore" singaporean ( yeah right) going.... but at Yishun , Tampines and Jurong, none of the artists or celebs were really trying to get the crowds going... i mean E.G. Chow Chu Meng... He seems so Dead.... Mark Lee was just playing a fool... They sucks...

Guess what i witnessed after that ..... when the wave started from Padang, all were fine... until it reaches Tampines... HAHAHAHH the crowds there literally waved at the camera.... (HELLO PPL !!!! WE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING THE KALLANG WAVE OR THE SINGAPORE WAVE!!!! NOT LITERALLY TAKE YOUR FLAG AND WAVE AT THE CAMERA!!! DUH !!!!) Thirdly... Sharon Au... a bimbo without boobs or a blonde who is not having blonde hair... CAN SOMEONE TELL HER THAT HER BLOODY MIC IS ON AND SHE DONT HAVE TO SHOUT TO THE MIC ?? GOSH!!!

The parade started... and first thing i see... the cadets group march in ... wahah wrong footing... sigh....!!! anyway i didnt bother to watch the rest of the parade because i was turn off by Sharon Au YELLING...

But after the whole thing... i started to ponder... hmmmm what was the main reason for the ndp to be held at different venues?? I began to link terrorism to it... i mean this is just a thought... think about it... if a terrorist is to bomb the padang... or marina... At least not all of the ministers will be hurt... do you agree??

JUST A THOUGHT>..

Anyway i should end here by saying... watch out bloggers.. cause there will be more of my comments and jokes to come....

peace....

GOD BLESS

Emmanuel